BINGBONG AIR FLEET
The Bingbong Air Fleet.
All one of it.
Reg. BB-001 "The Bingbonger" — Illustration not to scale. Artist's impression of an impression.
FLAGSHIP AIRCRAFT
The Bingbonger
Registration: BB-001 · In service since: A while now
Our beloved flagship aircraft. She has seen things no plane should see. She has flown through weather that the meteorological community has declined to formally categorize. She carries passengers to The Peak with remarkable consistency and brings the plane back every time. Her passengers... mostly.
In-Flight Amenities
- ✓ Complimentary in-flight snack (one per passenger, non-transferable)
- ✓ Window seats available on both sides
- ✓ Oxygen: included (usually)
- ✓ Overhead storage for small items
- ✓ Reading light (functional)
- ~ In-flight entertainment: the view
- ~ Wi-Fi: no
- ~ Meal service: the snack is the meal
CABIN CONFIGURATION
Seat Map
The Bingbonger features a thoughtfully arranged cabin. Choose wisely. Both sides have windows. All seats are window seats.
Legend
Premium vs Standard class distinction: Premium passengers board first. There is otherwise no difference. The plane is small. Everyone can hear everything. There are four seats.
SERVICE HISTORY
The Bingbonger's Story
She has earned every mile. Here are the highlights, as much as "highlights" applies to the operational history of this particular aircraft.
FIRST FLIGHT
Inaugural Service to The Peak
The Bingbonger completes her first flight to The Peak. Four passengers aboard. The mountain is taller than anticipated. All parties agree to never speak of the approach again.
MILESTONE
100th Flight Completed
The Bingbonger achieves her 100th flight. A small ceremony is held. Nobody claps but everyone is thinking about it. The plane is visibly proud.
INCIDENT (MINOR)
The Weather Situation
Flight BBA-312 encounters weather conditions that required post-incident terminology development. All passengers returned. The documentation is sealed. Maintenance was "thorough."
ACHIEVEMENT
500th Landing
The Bingbonger reaches 500 successful landings. For context: all landings were successful. This is presented as an achievement. We stand by that framing.
ONGOING
Continued Service
The Bingbonger continues her operations. She has not complained. We have not asked. Some questions are better left unasked. The snacks are still good.
UPCOMING EXPANSION
Growing the Fleet
Bingbong Air is proud to announce the results of our fleet expansion review.
After careful consideration, extensive internal deliberation, and a review of our operational requirements, Bingbong Air has decided to keep the one plane.
It's fine. The Bingbonger handles it. We're fine. Everything is fine.